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KISS_motoempty

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Hi all you Merry campers....

I thought this might work quite well... I hope you'll all agree.

What with contention and strife, rife in the NM world, I thought we should just start a thread which allows one to go AS FAR off topic as is humanly possible.

My ultimate goal for this thread is widespread discussion, upbeat funny humour, a chance to vent, a way to boast, an opportunity to be cultured or to argue about who is Spartacus...(I am...) and who is Wobin etc...

I don't care what you write. Just write it!!!!



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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 3:11pm

I am here to listen!

Any more?!

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 3:14pm

"Sex at noon taxes" is the best palindrome i know...

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:03pm

quoting post from Matts_Brabus:

"Sex at noon taxes" is the best palindrome i know...

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Love it!

So where is the fake Spartacus from Wales?? Wobin has an excuse, he's getting an early night to come to Cheshire tomorrow!

I just want expression! Random rubbish and best of all I'd love there to be moderation, but only if people go too far... Advocating illegal acts is not, unless plainly in jest, acceptable.

Now where's my car stealing suit....

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:19pm

My elderly cat sitting next to me has just farted...

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:21pm

THIS WEEKEND IS GONNA ROCK!!!!

(that is all)



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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:23pm

quoting post from Claw:

My elderly cat sitting next to me has just farted...

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Now now... We all know it was thee...!

Fancy! Blaming it on a defenceless cat

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:24pm

quoting post from Chrissie_Red:

THIS WEEKEND IS GONNA ROCK!!!!

(that is all)



That CANNOT be all...!!

I demand details godamnit!!

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:26pm

Now look here I may be having an early night ahead of tomorrrow but I AM SPARTACUS the HANDSOME and don't you forget it.

ALL will be revealed tomorrow...

well actually it'll be too cold for that but just wait til you see one of Siobhans Costumes...I don't thing it'll be warm enough to use it unless indoors is warm.

This is a brilliant thread that all the miserable buggers can avoid like the plague and we can be as bloody silly as we want to be.

woooo and I may even go as far as yay





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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:28pm

quoting post from KISS_motoempty:

Now now... We all know it was thee...!

Fancy! Blaming it on a defenceless cat

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No really - poor thing as she's aged seems to have a lot of wind..Not pleasant and glad I've got blocked sinus's otherwise I'd be gagging for sure hehe!

She's looking at me all sweetly!

Other random crap - I've painted 3 rooms in my house over the last week Bored already and have a minimum of one more room to get done before xmas.

Anyone fancy a TFP shoot ?

Time For Painting ?



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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:28pm

quoting post from Richard_Lund:

Now look here I may be having an early night ahead of tomorrrow but I AM SPARTACUS the HANDSOME and don't you forget it.

ALL will be revealed tomorrow...

well actually it'll be too cold for that but just wait til you see one of Siobhans Costumes...I don't thing it'll be warm enough to use it unless indoors is warm.

This is a brilliant thread that all the miserable buggers can avoid like the plague and we can be as bloody silly as we want to be.

woooo and I may even go as far as yay





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Inside should be warm... There will be radiators believe it or not!

But going so far as yey?? Now you've just crossed the line!

I demand you refrain from such profanity! On a seperate note..
YER BARRED!

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:30pm

quoting post from KISS_motoempty:

That CANNOT be all...!!

I demand details godamnit!!

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Well I shaved my cat today in preperation...

My cat looks like hitler (honestly, ask Lund.. he stroked it).

Im off to Monkey Twizzles tomorrow to possibly get covered in blood and do digusting things people will frown upon.. Then on Sunday I am in a studio doing 3 hours of nude stuff with TwentyTwenty Images, really looking forward to it because hes an awesome guy.. Then straight after the 3 hours with him I have another 3 hours with one of my special "boys" simonP and David Kane (aka joopninja aka KAD2), will also be naked for that..

So basically it will be a bloody good naked weekend..

:D

Sadly its all in Glasgow and that means having to get on a train which usually results in panic attacks.. Never mind

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:33pm

Bear in mind do, that you started a thread that cannot permit me to be barred uless I advocate illegal acts well I won't do that but I may post a joke in very bad taste shortly.

And its is comforting to know that certainly one moderator has a great sense of humour.

ha ha missis, how tickled I am.





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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:35pm

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My cat looks like hitler (honestly, ask Lund.. he stroked it).


Not illegal but... frowned upon!!!

RICHARD STROKES MODELS CATS....

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:35pm

quoting post from Chrissie_Red:

Well I shaved my cat today in preperation...

My cat looks like hitler (honestly, ask Lund.. he stroked it).

Im off to Monkey Twizzles tomorrow to possibly get covered in blood and do digusting things people will frown upon.. Then on Sunday I am in a studio doing 3 hours of nude stuff with TwentyTwenty Images, really looking forward to it because hes an awesome guy.. Then straight after the 3 hours with him I have another 3 hours with one of my special "boys" simonP and David Kane (aka joopninja aka KAD2), will also be naked for that..

So basically it will be a bloody good naked weekend..

:D

Sadly its all in Glasgow and that means having to get on a train which usually results in panic attacks.. Never mind


I normally get the panic attacks when I get to Glasgow

Nakedness is good. Just promise me that you'll never put the image of Old Man Lund stroking your shaven cat ever again!!

And as for it looking like hitler...well!

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:36pm

hmmmm what random thing happened to me today??

well, my puppy was humping my older dogs face when i got in from work..maybe i should have knocked 1st haha

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:36pm

Hitler cat :P

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:37pm

quoting post from Richard_Lund:


And its is comforting to know that certainly one moderator has a great sense of humour.

ha ha missis, how tickled I am.





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Oh no he didn't *snaps fingers*

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:40pm

quoting post from KISS_motoempty:

I normally get the panic attacks when I get to Glasgow

Nakedness is good. Just promise me that you'll never put the image of Old Man Lund stroking your shaven cat ever again!!

And as for it looking like hitler...well!

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I can certainly confirm that Chrissie Reds " cat " looks exactly like Adolf and I have indeed stroked it.

I think I should stop there, this may be a bridge too far, even for Claw !



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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:41pm

quoting post from Tamatha_Kayler:

hmmmm what random thing happened to me today??

well, my puppy was humping my older dogs face when i got in from work..maybe i should have knocked 1st haha


Or instead maybe you need to teach your puppy how its done... Otherwise he'll be shamed in the doggie world...!

On a seperate note my daughter announced to a packed pub restaurant today at the top of her voice : "Daddy! I just farted!" She's two!

Her favourite song of the moment is; "bu**er me bu**ger me bu**er me!" In a football chant stylee...

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:41pm

Its ok Richard, I posted a picture of my pussy already

ok now its early night time for me...

perfect way to make an exit I think!

hope everyone has a smashing weekend )

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:43pm

You'll be needing this link, then...

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:46pm

quoting post from KISS_motoempty:

Or instead maybe you need to teach your puppy how its done... Otherwise he'll be shamed in the doggie world...!

On a seperate note my daughter announced to a packed pub restaurant today at the top of her voice : "Daddy! I just farted!" She's two!

Her favourite song of the moment is; "bu**er me bu**ger me bu**er me!" In a football chant stylee...

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HAHAHAHA kids! arnt they just great at embarrising you at the perfect moment!

yes maybe i should leave a manual out for the puppy haha. I think the older dog just shut his eyes and went to a happy place haha

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:47pm

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You'll be needing this link, then...

Smorgo
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lol.. He's on there!

Gotta love the forum on such sites, everyone wants a kitler cat..
I'm tempted to get the t-shirt for myself for x-mas actually


right.. im off now, no distractions!

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RE: The Off-Topic, Off-Topic Forum Nov 28, 2008 4:52pm

quoting post from Chrissie_Red:

lol.. He's on there!

Gotta love the forum on such sites, everyone wants a kitler cat..
I'm tempted to get the t-shirt for myself for x-mas actually


right.. im off now, no distractions!

x


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