ALL DESE LADIESES IS TELLING FIBS. I AM NOT NICE, I AM GRUMPY AND LECHEROUS AND I SMELL NASTY!!! I NIK THEIR JAFFA CAKES AN ALL.
Sigh, so many girlies to fall in love with, so much supervision from the wife!
I am always interested in the odd or unusual. Both in terms of shoots or business propositions. If you have a proposition which makes you think, "No one will every go for that." Try me! If anyone will, I probably will.
CHAPERONES: I prefer to work one-to-one but if that makes the model uncomfortable I will accept a chaperon. Again my preference is for that not to be the boyfriend but I will accept him if that is important to the model.
At all times I hold the model accountable for the chaperone's behaviour. If the chaperone messes up the shoot, the model will not get paid. I am always happy to discuss such matters.
If I sound a bit huffy it is from experience. MOST of the chaperones I have met have been fine. I did once have a model belting her boyfriend round the head during a shoot which rather spoilt the atmosphere.
Experienced medical-forensic photographer. I used to make a lot of money out of failed plastic surgery. Think about it ladies!! You are probably lovely enough as you are.
WHO BUT A JAZZMUSICIAN COULD SAY OF BRIDGITTE BARDOT, "MAN, WHAT KEY IS SHE IN?"